Pauline Hanson Jokes


Pauline Hanson is a racist Australian politician.

Q: What's the difference between Pauline Hanson and a bucket of sludge?
A: The bucket.

Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like the commentator at Rosehill?
A: They both start shouting when they see a new race.

Q: Why did Pauline Hanson choke on her yoghurt?
A: Someone told her it grew out af a foreign culture.

Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like a drug runner?
A: They're both afraid of foriegn customs.

Q: Why is Pauline Hanson like pooing out of your own pants?
A: Because you only do it when you're really scared.

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One Friday afternoon Little Johnny is in class and the teacher says:
"Ok class, if you can answer one of these questions, you can go home early and have a day off on Monday"
"Q1. Who discovered Australia and in what year?"
Little Jenny Chan puts her hand up and says "Captain Cook in 1788, Miss"
Teacher: "Very good Jenny, you can go home now and come back on Tuesday"
Jenny Chan: "No Miss, when I grow up I want to be a doctor so I have to study very hard so I can't afford to take a day off school"
Teacher: "That's very conscientious off you Jenny, well done"
Teacher: "Ok, next question, who discovered America and when?"
Jimmy Wang: "Christopher Columbus, 1648"
Teacher: "Well done, Jimmy, you can go home now and have Monday off"
Jimmy Wang: "No Miss, when I grow up I want to be a lawyer so I need to study really hard. I can't afford to take a day off school."
Teacher: "Very good Jimmy, that is really committed off you.
Someone at the rear of the classroom yells out: "Fucking Asian Bastards!"
Teacher: "Who said that?"
Little Johnny: "Pauline Hanson, 1996, see you Tuesday Miss!"



Hanson meets the pope (ie. the 'Fesh and Cheps' Hanson)

The Pope was touring Australia & took out a couple of days from
his itinerary to visit the northern tropics and the outback.  Deep
into his visit, his 4WD Popemobile was driving alongside a river, when he
heard some splashing up ahead.

As he drew close, the Pope observed in the river, an Aboriginal
man struggling frantically with a crocodile, who had grasped the
poor guy in its powerful jaws.

At that moment, from around the river bend, a speedboat roared
into view, containing three people - Bruce Ruxton, Arthur Tunstall and
Pauline Hanson.

As the speedboat neared the struggling figures, Pauline Hanson
took aim and fired a harpoon into the crocodile's hide.  Then Ruxton and
Tunstall pulled the man from the jaws of the crocodile and using long
clubs, beat the crocodile to death.

They bundled the semi-conscious man onto the speedboat, as well
as the dead croc and then approached the riverbank. The Pope was impressed 
by what he had witnessed, so he went up to greet them. I give you my 
blessings for your brave actions, he said.  I had heard that there were some 
racist xenophobic people trying to divide Australia's community - but now I 
can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of racial harmony 
and could serve as a model for other nations to follow.

As the Popemobile drove off, Pauline Hanson asked the others:
Who was that? Ruxton answered That was His Holiness the Pope.  He is in 
direct contact with God and has access to all God?s wisdom. Pauline 
remarked, Well, he knows sweet f*ck-all about crocodile hunting!

What condition is the bait in?


I stole material from the following websites
Pauline Jokes
Unofficial Pauline Page